The Sarcastic Response

This is the first of a few responses to recent blog posts and comments offering dating/marriage advice. If my head clears on this one, I'll go for a thoughtful response. But for now, you get my own particular brand of sarcasm.

Kassie's list of people or types of people that you would do well to avoid dating, loving, and/or marrying.

1) People with diabetes.
2) People with food allergies that can result in anaphylaxis.
3) People with MS.
4) People who use wheelchairs.
5) People who eat fast food.
6) Cancer survivors.
7) Anyone who has a condition listed in the NORD database.
8) People who smoke.
9) People who drink.
10) People who eat red meat.
11) People who travel to other countries (they could pick up a disease you know).
12) Licensed drivers(much more likely to get into a fatal or debilitating car accident).
13) Airline Pilots, sky divers, mountain climbers, hot air balloonists and window-washers.
14) Anyone in any branch of the Military.
15) People with heart disease (I suggest a baseline EKG prior to any second date).
16) People with a family history of cancer.
17) Coal Miners (and probably their daughters).
18) People who live in Tornado Alley.
19) People who don't exercise.
20) Firefighters and police officers.

21) People who chew with their mouths open (ok, that one is for real. Who needs to put up with that til death do you part?)